1. Getting Ready for the Interview
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    Realizing that I've tricked myself into thinking I'm prepared
  2. In the Interview
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    Trying to explain why I'm an asset
  3. After the Interview
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    Straight Net.
  4. When People Ask Me How it Went
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    The gif is self explanatory.
  5. In Denial When I Get THE Call
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    "What do you mean I don't have any business experience and no references?"
  6. When Literally Anyone Asks Me If I Got The Job
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    GOOD. BYE.
  7. Going Back to the Interviewer to Stick Up For/Embarrass Myself
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    THANK YOU FOR NOTHING.
  8. Being Angry All of the Time
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    I HATE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING. (except a tub of Ben & Jerry's, Lush Bath Bombs, and Black and White Rom-Coms)
  9. Getting Passed the Anger Stage and Moving to Depression
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    ILL CRY MYSELF A RIVER TO ROW AWAY ON
  10. Stuffing My Face
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    Yes, this food IS the answer to life's issues.
  11. When I Realize My Dreams Have Been Crushed
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    This is the worst thing that has ever happened in the entire world ever.
  12. Feeling Like My Life Is Over
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    WHEN WILL I ESCAPE THIS LABYRINTH
  13. Acceptance
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    YOU ARE AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO JOB.
  14. STAY FIERCE.
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    Always.