Either/Or spouse edition

Don't get me wrong, I love my husband... A lot! Just sometimes I need to blow off a little steam. In each pair, I can't decide which is worse.
  1. Which is worse... CPap Machine... or snoring?
    Right now the machine is making a whooshing sound followed by a quiet whistle. Over and over and over again
  2. Messy... or obsessive about how the dishwasher is loaded?
  3. Dumb friend... or racist friend... or maybe drunk friend?
  4. Flip phone... or teaching him how to use a smart phone?
  5. Nose hair or ear hair?