Reasons I can't sleep

  1. Money - How am I working 7 days a week and have no money?
  2. Allergies - My deck and patio set look like a scene from Scarface if you replaced coke with pollen.
  3. Food - Must eat all the food but loose all the weight.
  4. Making a list - What wormhole on the internet lead me to this app.
  5. Thinking about sleep - Shouldn't that make one sleepy.