Things I'm Embarrassingly Bad At

Things I could improve in if I cared. But I don't care.
  1. Golf
  2. Bowling
  3. Being cool in a bar
    I stare around like a child who accidentally wandered in.
  4. Keeping calm while in open water
  5. Flirting
    Nope
  6. Being spontaneous
  7. Getting a social group to follow my plan
  8. Painting my nails
  9. Dialing in to conference calls
    Always anxiety-inducing
  10. Forgetting to conceal my scorn for PDA
  11. Remembering to take vitamins