PHRASES THAT I TRY TO PASS OFF AS AUSTRALIAN SLANG (BUT ARE JUST THINGS I MADE UP)

  1. Any word that im unsure about how to pronounce
  2. Any word that I'm confused about where the emphasis is. Eg. That's an EL-e-phant. That's an el-E-phant. That's an el-e-PHANT. And that's how we pro-NOUN-ce that down under
  3. Saying songstress Cher's name is actually pronounced as "shurrr" in Oz
  4. Snot rag (for a hankerchief)