WHY I'M STILL AWAKE
- •I've only seen this "Chopped" episode twice before.
- •I got a notification from some app I never use just as I was drifting off 3 hours ago.
- •I'm weighing the likelihood of various "Game of Thrones" fan theories.Tyrion Targaryen??? Did Lyanna love Rhaegar, or was he a kidnapping rapist?
- •I have to pee but am too lazy to get up.
- •My girl isn't spooning me properly.I can't articulate the proper spoon technique, and it changes minute to minute. I don't understand why she can't do it right.
- •I'm reading all of @mindy's lists.
- •I have a ton of work to do tomorrow and sleep is imperative to my success.Fuck you, brain.
- •I'm researching the murder that took place in my apartment 30 years ago.True story. The neighbor did it.
- •What was that? Probably a bed bug.