Sh*t I Said in Orgo Lab Today

As you can tell, I'm probably my TA's favorite student
  1. Wow these atoms must be really good friends because these bonds are not breaking!
  2. In observation notebook: solid compound looks like crumbs at bottom of cheez-it bag
  3. I think recrystallization might be my favorite lab technique.. [Why's that?] Because it's like you're bringing something back to life.. That's more pure. You're reprimanding it for being dirty and then giving it a second chance.
  4. Clean up is the best part of lab. Just kidding. I like making messes. I'm like entropy.
  5. In observation notebook: a snowpocolypse happened inside my flask (describing the drop wise addition of acid that results in the formation of magnesium hydroxide)
  6. And many more things that I can't think of at the moment. Honestly you'd be surprised at how many times I compare molecules' color, shape, etc. to various foods...