A FEW COMPLIMENTS I'VE RECEIVED

Ah, the musings of fellow pedestrians
  1. "I love your haircut, it looks just like Serious Black"
  2. "Your lipstick looks really nice. I love that color" -lady at the gas station "Thanks I actually just ate a bag of flaming hot Cheetos" -me
  3. "You look like the man on a penny. Or a slice of pumpernickel bread"
  4. "You would be the best person to watch on Wipeout. I would love to see you fall continuously"
  5. "You look really good in a sombrero. I'm serious, you should wear them more often"
  6. "You look like a piece of bread that's crusty and nobody wants"