Here's a list of things to keep your airport experience minty
  1. Eat a banana at the food court
  2. Replace your shoelaces with sour punch straws and see if anyone notices
  3. Say "sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff" out loud whenever your olfactory machines pick up a new scent
  4. Buy every keychain in the nearest kiosk and attach them together to form one giant keychain rope.
  5. Ask fellow pedestrians if they want to join in on an airport wide double Dutch extravaganza, using the keychain rope as a jump rope