ESSENTIAL ACCOUTREMENTS TO BATTLE A HANGOVER

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  2. Placing burnt popcorn inside of your nostrils in honor of your good olfactory system
  3. Listen to Holiday by Doctor Kosmos while assembling a jigsaw puzzle
  4. Untie your shoes and let those laces run wild. They deserve it.
  5. Rub a marshmallow on your face until you question your own existence
  6. Go to the nearest local library and fill the biggest books with a single dollop of ravioli
  7. Shave off your eyebrows and replace them with sour gummy worms. All the boys dig it.