HOW TO STAY AWAKE IN CLASS OR WORK

Didn't catch enough zz's last night? Follow these quick tips to combat those heavy eyelids
  1. Unzip everything near you that has a zipper. Zip it all back up
  2. Discreetly eat a piece of paper
  3. Shed your layers and throw your socks across the room
  4. Conjure a jazzy dream about big jazz boy Miles Davis
  5. Take out a cantaloupe and have at it
  6. Drink eye drops