Reasons Panera Is Dead To Me

It's not you, it's us.
  1. Poor layout makes you have to touch too many ppl.
    I just want to get to the area in the back where my child can scream.
  2. My daughter threw up on the way there and it's only 10 min away.
    Obviously your fault.
  3. Baby changing station is like baby doll sized. 2 year olds can be big and they still wear diapers!
  4. Parking lot is a neurotic pinball fiasco.
  5. The Thai chicken salad is really good so why the hell have I been getting Fuji Apple chicken all this time!
    Eff me.
  6. I always forget to wipe off the damn high chair and then I feel bad about it later.