Reasons Panera Is Dead To Me
It's not you, it's us.
- •Poor layout makes you have to touch too many ppl.I just want to get to the area in the back where my child can scream.
- •My daughter threw up on the way there and it's only 10 min away.Obviously your fault.
- •Baby changing station is like baby doll sized. 2 year olds can be big and they still wear diapers!
- •Parking lot is a neurotic pinball fiasco.
- •The Thai chicken salad is really good so why the hell have I been getting Fuji Apple chicken all this time!Eff me.
- •I always forget to wipe off the damn high chair and then I feel bad about it later.Ew.