THINGS MY THAI TOUR GUIDE SAID TO ME ON THE STREETS OF BANGKOK IN THE LAST HOUR

He is very direct
  1. "You're a yuppie and staying at yuppie hotel"
  2. "Your hands are small for computer"
  3. "You know Facebook? You look like Mark Zuckerberg"
  4. "No, you're not a lawyer so blonde"
  5. "Shorts are too short"
  6. "That's not how you eat pad Thai"