HOW THIS HIKE IS GOING WRONG ALREADY

And we haven't even started yet!
  1. I overslept by about three hours.
  2. Someone was using the bathroom when we left so we couldn't get the sunscreen.
  3. We decided to stop at Starbucks and get a coffee and a snack but she really wanted to go to the Starbucks by the bank and make bank errands.
    The upside is I got to start on this list.
  4. I just realized this coffee is gonna make me need to pee mid hike and I bet other hikers will be around and I won't wanna pee around them.
  5. I'm already tired!
  6. Ugh coffee is definitely going to make me need to poop.
  7. Update: I died.