SNIPPETS OF CONVERSATION I JUST HAD AT KINKOS

  1. "How often do they have these farmers markets?" "I know"
  2. "Do you want these stapled?" "Is it extra?" "Yeah one cent" "Oh okay then" "Per page" "Then never mind" "I mean per staple" "Oh then okay."
  3. "Can I get this proofread first?" "Sure" "I was just kidding. Do you guys even offer that?" "Oh proofreading? No."
  4. "Am I still getting charged for the staples?" after they staples everything on the wrong side and I helped them unstaple everything.