1. I'll move to Europe
  2. I'll kill myself
  3. I'll eat shit and die
  4. I'll tell people that I joined list app weeks before they did and call them derogatory slurs
  5. I'll make more lists and somehow get less attention
  6. I'll eat more shit or die trying
  7. I'll make a list of people I'm gonna kill (everyone who joined list app after it was invite only)
  8. I'll kill all those people one by one
  9. I'll eat their shit and die