CHAPTER TITLES FOR THE BOOK ABOUT MY LIFE

  1. 3rd grade sociopath
  2. When maxipads were socially acceptable
  3. Marketing always works on me
  4. The worlds laziest editor in chief
  5. I've always wanted a sister but I'm not sure having sister in laws is any fun
  6. College is for extroverts
  7. Mean girls of marketing analytics
  8. KVH
  9. San Francisco is for rich people trying very hard
  10. Tech is a haven for socially awkward people