THINGS MY GRANDMA MABEL SAID TO ME WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER

  1. If you're not careful you'll step on that skirt. (My skirt was very short.) #grandmahumor
  2. It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor one.
  3. Learn to type and you'll always have something to fall back on.
  4. Someday we'll all be gone and they'll be the dearest people in the world to you. (When I was squabbling with my siblings.)
  5. You're ruining your skin! (Standing over me while I lay in the sun covered in baby oil.)
  6. Little pitchers have big ears.