Movies I’ll Always Watch if They’re on Tv

  1. The Italian Job
    The one with Mark Wahlberg. Apparently there's another one but if it doesn't have Mark Wahlberg crying then I don't care.
  2. Four Weddings and a Funeral
    Andie MacDowell's character is a hack but I love young Hugh Grant when he stutters proclamations of love. And also "wedded awful wife".
  3. The Devil Wears Prada
    Stanley Tucci and Emily Blunt's supporting roles make the movie. Also whenever Anne Hathaway freaks out.
  4. Any Harry Potter
    Because I can recite the lines to the significant annoyance of those around me.
  5. Pretty Woman
    BIG mistake. Huge.
  6. Oh lord I almost forgot any and every X-Men movie and that's sickening