Things I Do When Putting Off Law School Readings
Making this list is meta maybe? What's meta. It feels meta.
- •Watch old SNL sketchesAnd cry at my lack of creative talent
- •Watch movies on cable I'd normally not want to seebut I'm too lazy to open Netflix and fully commit to the procrastination
- •Buy shoes onlineAnd wonder if there's a secret area in my apartment I didn't know about where they will actually fit because I'm rapidly running out of space
- •Make dope playlistsTo get pumped about life at a later date and time
- •Think about what it would be like to date a celebrityThen ultimately decide against it not just because it's unrealistic and I love my boyfriend but because I'm too neurotic to spontaneously change my current life in the name of love
- •Pay special attention to my personal grooming and hygieneCleaning out my hairbrush and flossing and shit