A Conversation with My Four Year Old Cousin

  1. Me: "I heard you got in trouble at school a few weeks ago."
  2. Her: "Uh-huh."
  3. Me: "So what did you do?"
  4. Her: "A boy hit me."
  5. Me: "But that's not why you got in trouble is it?"
  6. Her: *shakes her head no*
  7. Me: "Then what did you do to get in trouble?"
  8. Her: "I hit him and den I fight him 'til he died."
  9. Me: "Remind me not to make you mad, Rambo."
  10. Her: "Who's Rainbow?"
  11. Me: "Nevermind."