Since the always lovely @Diplomatic_diva asked, it seems only fair to fulfill her request. 💛 However, allow me to apologize in advance for the fact that she has absolutely no personality whatsoever. 😄
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    What I come home to most days. This is also the reason why I can't keep a set of blinds/shades in the front windows.
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    "Are you there God? It's me, MoMo."
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    "In the name of all things wonderful and grand, please don't let her put this on Instagram."
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    Probably plotting my demise.
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    Don't worry— her enthusiasm for me has since dwindled.
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    The Year she was Mr(s). Peabody for Halloween. (Spoiler alert: the glasses didn't last long.)
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    May we all find this level of happiness/enthusiasm.
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    I, too, often find solace at the bottom of the laundry pile.
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    We're still working on the basics of hide and go seek.
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    While getting dressed one day, I stepped across the hall to grab something and came back to find she had gotten stuck in the sleeve of my shirt.
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    The day she duped my brother's dog out of his bone, which let's face it isn't that hard because he's sweet but kind of a moron.
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    Spoiler alert: she wasn't even slightly sorry.
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    I used to say that I wanted someone who loved me as much as my dog but quit after she broke out of her pen on two consecutive days.
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    "If she's not back in five minutes, we're leaving without her."
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    "What do you mean I can't go? Don't they understand that you and I are a package deal."
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    She apparently wasn't a fan of Stitch.
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    "Sorry I'm not sorry about tearing up another shade."
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    If I don't acknowledge you then I can't hear you telling me to get off the couch.
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    How we left my grandmother's house one rainy night because my gram was worried Mo would get wet.
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    For reasons I will never understand, she likes to ride in the laundry cart. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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    Mo demonstrating the proper way to spend a snow day.
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    Telling my grandmother all the ways I've been mean to her.
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    Sun's out, tongue's out. 🐶🌞
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    "You can't sit with us."
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    The midweek slump hit hard, y'all.
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    Sticking her tongue out at one of the other dogs because my dad slipped her a piece of ham.
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    It never fails— I lay down in the floor and within a minute, I feel a scratch/nudge on my arm from my little shadow. (P.S. Please ignore the hair on the carpet. We're in the middle of the Great Shedding of 2016.)
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    Standing her ground in the battle for chair supremacy.
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    While working on a project outside, I turned around to find her hanging out on the old patio set because of course.
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    Her response to me telling her it's time to leave my grandmother's house. But let's be honest— I kind of feel that way too sometimes.
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    "Alright, Mr. Demille, I'm ready for my close-up."
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    Summing up how I felt about going out to do my Christmas shopping.
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    She's become a *big* fan of the Christmas tree this year. So much so that if she's not lying directly under it, she's laid somewhere where she can still see it.
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    And in order to keep this as up to date as possible, this is the view I have of her right now:
    I did once consider making her her own Instagram account until I realized 80% of the content for mine would be gone if I did.
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    After realizing I hadn't seen her in a while, I went looking for Mo only to find she had tucked herself into my bed because I guess hers wasn't good enough. 🙄
    [Let's ignore the fact that my pillow cases don't match my sheets. I have a theory that someone (*cough*Mo*cough*) pulled them out of the laundry and has hidden them.]
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    Her when I asked her what she thought she was doing.