MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE

I don't claim to be an expert on many things but what I do, I'm....still pretty mediocre at.
  1. sarcasm
    I've been fluent since about age six.
  2. books
    My mom claims not to remember what I looked like from 9-21 because I always had my nose stuck in a book.
  3. movies
    All those nights I should have been studying were spent watching movies. Now I watch them when I can't sleep, which is, um, a lot.
  4. music
    One of the nicknames I was stuck with during my teens was "Phones" because I was rarely seen without my CD player and headphones.
  5. gifs
    We all have gifts- some write, some teach, some save lives. Mine is apparently picking out gifs.
  6. random facts
    I can't remember how to balance chemical equations or MacBeth's soliloquy from Act 5, Scene 5 but I can tell you that France was still executing people using the guillotine when the first Star Wars movie came out and that out of a nationwide poll on who should be cast as Scarlet O'Hara, Vivien Leigh only received two votes.
  7. napping
    I'm a terrible sleeper, but an amazing napper.
  8. the lyrics to "Landslide"
    It's what I hum when I get overwhelmed/have an anxiety attack. Sadly, I've been humming it a lot here lately.
  9. procrastination
    I should....eh, I'll do it later.
  10. embarrassing myself
    It's a gift, really.