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Not including Harry Potter, because that's cheating.
  1. Cher Horowitz
  2. Phoebe Buffay
  3. Kat Stratford
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  1. When you put someone who is nervous at ease by smiling at them.
  2. When you get a text from someone you really like and your heart beats faster.
  3. Being able to make an entire cake from raw material.
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Clinic escorts walk with patients along the sidewalk. We distract them from protestors and act as a physical barrier.
  1. You can talk to scared people the same way you talk to scared animals - it's not about what you say, it's how your voice sounds.
  2. Your relationship with your body changes after you have started using it as a shield for another person.
  3. It's easy to intimidate someone who spends their time standing on sidewalks screaming invective at women.
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  1. Your avocado curses at you for no reason.
  2. Your avocado disappears at odd hours, and won't provide an explanation when it returns.
  3. You found drugs in your cabinet, but you don't remember putting them there.
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  1. Did I feed my cat too early?
  2. Did I feed my cat too late?
  3. Do my friends from college who recently moved in together talk shit about me?
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    Lil Sebastians
    Tiny and occasionally wear sneakers when visiting the ill and elderly to offer their miniature comfort. The right height to kick a man forcefully in the kneecap.
  2. 2.
    Dancing horse
    Seems like it takes a lot of coordination, which I lack.
  3. 3.
    Lisa Frank horse
    Colorful, joyous, and accepting. Not to be confused with Lisa Frank unicorns, which aren’t real.
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