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Not including Harry Potter, because that's cheating.
- •Cher Horowitz
- •Phoebe Buffay
- •Kat Stratford
- •When you put someone who is nervous at ease by smiling at them.
- •When you get a text from someone you really like and your heart beats faster.
- •Being able to make an entire cake from raw material.
Clinic escorts walk with patients along the sidewalk. We distract them from protestors and act as a physical barrier.
- •You can talk to scared people the same way you talk to scared animals - it's not about what you say, it's how your voice sounds.
- •Your relationship with your body changes after you have started using it as a shield for another person.
- •It's easy to intimidate someone who spends their time standing on sidewalks screaming invective at women.
- •Your avocado curses at you for no reason.
- •Your avocado disappears at odd hours, and won't provide an explanation when it returns.
- •You found drugs in your cabinet, but you don't remember putting them there.
- •Did I feed my cat too early?
- •Did I feed my cat too late?
- •Do my friends from college who recently moved in together talk shit about me?
- 1.Lil SebastiansTiny and occasionally wear sneakers when visiting the ill and elderly to offer their miniature comfort. The right height to kick a man forcefully in the kneecap.
- 2.Dancing horseSeems like it takes a lot of coordination, which I lack.
- 3.Lisa Frank horseColorful, joyous, and accepting. Not to be confused with Lisa Frank unicorns, which aren’t real.