ACTORS THAT WILL MAKE ME MORE LIKELY TO SEE A MOVIE

  1. Mindy Kaling
    This was a main factor in dragging my boyfriend to see Inside Out.
  2. Matt Damon
    Truly, is anyone more Dad than Matt Damon? You just know if the movie involves Dads, he will make it the MOST FATHER-LIKE. MOVIE. EVER. His aesthetic is socks and sandals.
  3. Amy Poehler
    The Queen of Deadpan. I bow to her comedy.
  4. Christian Bale
    Any movie Christian Bale is in you can transform into Newsies by singing lyrics at the screen until you're thrown out of the theatre.
  5. Chris Pratt
    I don't know why. I just like imagining that every character is a grown-up version of Andy Dwyer from Parks and Rec.
  6. Myself
    OBVIOUSLY I would see a movie that I was in.