THINGS I DO INSTEAD OF WRITING EVEN THOUGH I HAVE A HUGE DEADLINE (IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER)

  1. 1.
    Clean my room
  2. 2.
    Attempt to learn to play ukulele in one day
  3. 3.
    Cry about not being able to learn ukulele in one day
  4. 4.
    Do homework
  5. 5.
    Get on Twitter and stalk someone I've never met
  6. 6.
    Make myself coffee
  7. 7.
    Pour coffee down the drain because I don't like coffee
  8. 8.
    Scream into a pillow
  9. 9.
    Try to list things to write about
  10. 10.
    Make a list about what I do instead of making a list about things I should be writing about