1. This is magical
  2. The mailman is only stopping at my mailbox
  3. I am important
  4. That is a day for the books
  5. Oh god
  6. I'm making the mailman work on Sunday
  7. Even Harry Potters uncle said no post on Sunday
  8. What I have done
  9. They hate me
  10. The mailman hates me
  11. This is the end
  12. I'm never getting my mail again