PEOPLE WHO NEED THEIR STAPLING RIGHTS REVOKED
A list compiled by the girl who is now required to remove staples and deal with your messy life (which is made clear by your staple placement).
- •People who staple not only the papers, but ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE ENVELOPEYou have GOT to be kidding me.
- •People who staple in the middle of the page (top middle or side middle, does not matter, both offensive)Seriously. Get your life together.
- •People who staple the same pages twice. Particularly in the top left at a diagonal and then down the side vertically.Are you afraid the first staple is going to decide to quit doing its job and join the circus instead?
- •People who staple their business card to the packet of papersNobody cares who you are. STAHP.
- •People who paperclip a cover sheet over a stapled packetI see you trying to throw me off your scent, you will not win this game!
- •People who staple in the upper right hand cornerWHO RAISED YOU?
- •People who staple in the same place from the front of the pages AND AND AND the back.You are a bad person and should feel bad about yourself if you do this.