MY NAME MADE UP OF SENTENCES I WOULD SAY

  1. Keeping Up with the Kardashians is an American treasure.
  2. Add some more guac to that, please.
  3. You should try and guess the last time I showered.
  4. Look at this dog!!! Look at it!!!!
  5. At least 4 days. It's been at least 4 days since I showered.