NOTES IN MY PHONE THAT I CAN PROBABLY DELETE
- •This Royals parody I wrote at 5am in college for my entomology class
- •This threatening note from 2013 written in the dramatic stylings of Liam Neeson in Taken to my friend who was getting sick. You can tell it's from 2013 from my reference to Taken and also the H1N1 virus.
- •The complete lyrics to Werewolf bar mitzvah from 30 Rock
- •Cryptic notes from a lecture by a visiting author in college. Haitian massacre parsley is particularly baffling.
- •My pro/con list for my friend who was bemoaning losing widgets when switching to an iPhone
- •Every member of my family's orders at chipotle JK THIS IS VITAL GOTTA KEEP THIS NOTE FOREVER