DON'T TRUST

  1. Car salesmen
  2. Friendly Video
    How are they still open after all the Blockbusters closed? Something's not right here.
  3. People that don't go straight to the sale section upon entering a store
  4. Anyone who genuinely loves "keep calm" memorabilia
  5. People in their twenties that appear to have their lives together
  6. The Big Bang Theory
    It's always on. Are we watching it or is it watching us?
  7. Howard Stern
  8. People who spell tonight "tonite"
    It's only one letter shorter and just plain ugly