- •Car salesmen
- •Friendly VideoHow are they still open after all the Blockbusters closed? Something's not right here.
- •People that don't go straight to the sale section upon entering a store
- •Anyone who genuinely loves "keep calm" memorabilia
- •People in their twenties that appear to have their lives together
- •The Big Bang TheoryIt's always on. Are we watching it or is it watching us?
- •Howard Stern
- •People who spell tonight "tonite"It's only one letter shorter and just plain ugly