THINGS I'VE OVERHEARD PEOPLE SAY...FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE
I'm always listening, Mike Wazoski, I'm always listening
- •"So Satan's throwing his annual Halloween bash in hell and Steve Erwin shows up..."
- •"Wait her water broke?.....I guess she'll have to have the baby in the bathtub.....it's okay if there's blood on the sheets we can change them.....good thing I don't have y'all on speaker phone. That would just be embarrassing."He was on the phone. This was in the middle of a group project. He did not leave.
- •"This guy is loaded. He bought his kid a $12,000 tree house just because."
- •"Wait, what party am I?"The girl was asking her friend this...as she was registering to vote.....
- •"Wake up, Aaron. You're in a coma."
- •"I wonder how many people are going to die running out into the street to pick up Pokemon balls."Um hopefully none...
- •"Yeah, we got married last night. And had like 4 kids."
- •"I hope y'all end up having to draw butts together."
- •"I'm actually a reptilian overlord."