A COUPLE QUESTIONS RE: MALIA OBAMA

If you haven't heard, she plays beer pong.
  1. Did she win?
  2. Is she good?
    In which case, can she teach me? I'm only good when I'm a little drunk. It's weird.
  3. I have played beer pong too, but why didn't I trend??
    * Please bold, underline and italicize 'I' *