Lies I've Told This Week

  1. "Yes, I would love to go to Bubba Gump Shrimp with you."
  2. "Don't worry. I've made the exact same mistake."
    At least 60% of the time that people say this, they're being patronizing.
  3. "No, your apartment smells fine!"
  4. "Yeah, I enjoyed the new Cinderella movie."
  5. "I really want to come, but I have a work thing I just can't get out of..."
  6. "Thank you for sending me that link. The video was hilarious!"
  7. "You'd look good with bangs."