I'm terrible.
  1. "Oh my god, I love me too!"
    It took the person a second to get it. They thought it was less clever than I thought it was.
  2. "I know."
    But in my defense, he was a Star Wars fan, so I thought he'd appreciate it. I was wrong.
  3. "Thank you. That's very sweet of you."
    Uncharacteristically polite, but very characteristically terrible.
  4. "Why?"
    I'm aware that I'm terrible so this is a valid question.
  5. "...okay?"
    Pre-Fault in Our Stars, so there was no question that I was just a terrible person.
  6. -silence-
    I pretended to have fallen asleep. Then I really fell asleep and when I woke up the person was gone, which I considered a success.