Terrible Things I've Actually Said Back After Someone Else Said "I Love You"
- •"Oh my god, I love me too!"It took the person a second to get it. They thought it was less clever than I thought it was.
- •"I know."But in my defense, he was a Star Wars fan, so I thought he'd appreciate it. I was wrong.
- •"Thank you. That's very sweet of you."Uncharacteristically polite, but very characteristically terrible.
- •"Why?"I'm aware that I'm terrible so this is a valid question.
- •"...okay?"Pre-Fault in Our Stars, so there was no question that I was just a terrible person.
- •-silence-I pretended to have fallen asleep. Then I really fell asleep and when I woke up the person was gone, which I considered a success.