Come to the gym with me
  1. I just walked into the men's washroom. Nope. Never mind.
  2. I wish the TVs had sound.
  3. I think the elderly Indian woman is judging me because of my shorts.
  4. There is no way the Kardshians do this everyday.
  5. I hope nobody can hear my music. It's the murdering bitches song again.
  6. Congrats to the dudes who watch women stretch on being the creepiest people on earth.
  7. Food
  8. I think I probably burned 1,500 calories today.
  9. God, how did I let myself get this fat?
  10. Is this a fat mirror? Please be a fat mirror.
  11. Food
  12. Shouldn't have eaten half a frozen cheesecake.
  13. Seriously though why don't the TVs have sound? What's the point?