Come to the gym with me
- •I just walked into the men's washroom. Nope. Never mind.
- •I wish the TVs had sound.
- •I think the elderly Indian woman is judging me because of my shorts.
- •There is no way the Kardshians do this everyday.
- •I hope nobody can hear my music. It's the murdering bitches song again.
- •Congrats to the dudes who watch women stretch on being the creepiest people on earth.
- •I think I probably burned 1,500 calories today.
- •God, how did I let myself get this fat?
- •Is this a fat mirror? Please be a fat mirror.
- •Shouldn't have eaten half a frozen cheesecake.
- •Seriously though why don't the TVs have sound? What's the point?