1. "I don't fuck w/ non-blondes but your Jewish charm impresses me."
  2. "Girls with boy names fuck good but are too chummy w/ all your male friends - sorry for weird misogyny"
  3. "I've never been high in someone else's bathtub before"
  4. "The melding of pop punk sentiment and electronic dance music may be the worst thing to happen to music"
  5. "You used to beep me on my boop doop"
  6. "Frank O'Hara got hit by a dune buggy - it may have been a hate crime"
  7. "Pucci Gucci"
  8. And now for some pics
  9. .
  10. Apparently I only hang out w/ Kasey lol
  11. "Chinese finger trap condoms"