1. Start a list about something mundane and seemingly hilarious.
  2. Chuckle to yourself while typing about 4 bullet points.
  3. Reread hilarious list, realize it's not as funny or interesting as that celebrity writer you admire.
  4. Begin to edit list to make it more concise and charming.
  5. Delete list.
  6. Feel guilty for not "putting it out there."
  7. Eat a graham cracker.