I've lived here for one week I am an expert
  1. The weather this time last year
  2. Their commute
  3. My commute
  4. How I will deal with the winter
  5. Their current project
  6. Their past project
  7. Their upcoming project
  8. Who they know who does the same/similar/completely different thing that I do and that they'd be happy to make the introduction
  9. Chipwiches