Things I Don't Know How to Do at 34

  1. Know when chicken is fully cooked without cutting it
  2. Use the light switches in my own house
    I have lived there since 2010
  3. Adjust the heat in my own house
    Due to husband brainwashing
  4. Order take out in a non condescending voice
  5. Park my car in the garage so that I have more than 2 inches to get out of the driver's seat
  6. Sweep the floor
    Pretty sure my mother never swept the floor...just vacuumed?
  7. Drink water with my mouth open enough
    Constant dripping