ACCEPTABLE REASONS WHY MY INSTRUCTOR HASN'T POSTED MY GRADES YET
In order of most acceptable to least acceptable
- •He diedIt would be really difficult to post grades if you died.
- •He got firedIf I got fired, I wouldn't want to post my students' grades either.
- •He was exiledCan you even get exiled from the United States?
- •Still upset about Abby Wambach retiringConsidering his comments on women in sports consisted of a rant of questioning why college volleyball players were wearing little black dresses in their media guide, this is unlikely.
- •He got sucked into a sinkholeWhat's the correct terminology here? Sucked? Sunk? Fell into? These actually happen where I go to school, so it's possible.
- •He went to Chipotle and got norovirusHe doesn't really seem like a Chipotle kind of guy, but you never know.
- •He doesn't know how to use the InternetProbably the most likely and least acceptable