DATES I'VE GONE ON IN 2015
- •The train bar in PragueMy Czech bae took me here and all future dates will now have to compare to a bar where they deliver your beer to you on a model train. Doesn't get better than this, kids.
- •The largest park in PragueGood for holding hands, seeing dogs, kissing, not wanting your date to end
- •The Theory of EverythingNot a good date movie. I went to McDonald's afterward by myself because it was such a disaster. Also we didn't go on anymore dates.
- •Ingrid Michaelson concertWhy would I take someone from OkCupid to see one of my favorite artists? Who knows! The combination of being desperate romantically and desperate to give my ticket away, most likely. I drank a lot of wine and later ghosted him.
- •Liberty Craft HouseDude from OkCupid brought a not recently expired license to a bar in Pennsylvania, which was really awkward.