1. Wiggling into that expensive skirt I bought a size too small
    Static
  2. Lying on the couch and I don't want to get up to reach for the remote on the side table behind me
    Static
  3. Washing my feet in the shower without actually getting in
    Static
  4. Trying not to touch a questionable public toilet seat
    Static
  5. Trying to hide from life and responsibilities
    Static
  6. When I want to feel like both the airplane and the passenger
    Static