Sometimes I annoy myself.
  1. Reading the fine print on coupons will save you a 20min drive back to the store for an invalid request for a price adjustment.
    Michael's coupons do not apply to adult colouring book you purchased for your sister. (December 23, 2015)
  2. It's impossible to eat a granola bar without leaving crumbs, EVERYWHERE.
    Suggested by   @heyashton
  3. Don't close a clothes drawer on your own hand.
    It's stupid and it creates a shallow scrape which is enough to annoyingly remind you that you've closed a drawer on your own hand. (January 3, 2016)