1. Farris, Leo, & EP for Velenteen Clothing in Washington Square Park. It's May and its f'ing freezing
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  2. When your kid's grammar sucks, you make her practice "I buyed yogurt mom" 😳🔫
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  3. It's May, it's f'ing 40 degrees and I'm starting to look like my mom who looks like the mix between a raisin and Richard Simmons 😩
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  4. Makeup at 10, pregnant at 14? F me.
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