I've been promising @videodrew I would make one all week.
  1. I've been busy?
    With what? I have no idea!
  2. It took me like a year of being on Twitter to start tweeting.
    I guess I can't brag about being an early adopter. Do people actually brag about that?
  3. Generalized anxiety
    What if I start thinking in lists?
  4. Laziness
  5. Ennui
  6. Too much pressure from @videodrew
  7. Because I'm too busy Instagramming.
    Suggested by @videodrew