1. Architect
  2. Advertising guy
  3. Documentary Filmmaker
  4. Writer
  5. Writer of obituaries
  6. Writer of the descriptions on the back of books
    My personal favorite. It is not a whole job! (I'm looking at you, Forces of Nature)
  7. Small business owner
    But a cute/cool/non-time consuming one
  8. Businessman
  9. Owner of a company that makes something quirky like sneakers or toys