IF I DID A PORNO I'D BE LIKE

  1. "I slept like shit last night. I just...I don't know if I should do this."
  2. "You're right. I said I'd do it and I'm here and fuck...is there any beer?"
  3. "Look, you don't have to do this. We don't have to do this. If you aren't comfortable or don't find me attractive it's okay. I understand."
  4. "Sorry but does that guy need to be in here? I thought he was the caterer?"
  5. "But I would never say that. That's an insane thing to say to a woman I'm having sex with. And I know this is a porno but we do have a certain responsibility here. This stuff affects how teenagers view sexuality."
  6. "Could I get another beer?"
  7. "OK sure. Whatever you want. Let's just get through this. Yup I can do that."
  8. "Was that too much? Because it felt good but I'm not sure."
  9. "I'll take another beer thanks."
  10. "This is fun. I like doing porno. "
  11. "Sure I'll have one more beer."
  12. "No it's fine. He can be in here. I don't care."
  13. "Let me do that again. I can do that better. (Makes several orgasm sounds). There. That's gonna cut together good for you."
  14. "I'm not a big porno guy but I have friends who are into it and I honestly think they'd jerk off to this."