IF I WERE A STARBUCKS BARISTA I'D BE LIKE
- •"You want the bathroom code? Make me laugh and it's yours."
- •"I'm so sorry but I don't make frappucinos. Personal policy."
- •"OK I have some kind of coffee drink here, I forgot what it is, for some shithead named... 'Trant?'"
- •"Is that that Lumineers joint? Crank that shit up Shift Manager Lauren!"
- •"I know this isn't what you ordered, but trust me, (whispers) this is what you need."
- •"The bathroom code? I'll give you a hint: there's no 6 in it. Good luck and have fun!"
- •"I've got a bacon egg sandwich that I've taken two bites out of for Ellen!"
- •"Be with you folks in 15. Need to finish this list. "