1. Here are the poops I took yesterday.
  2. A selection of sexy/sad/private passages from my friend @helytimes' diary that I stole from his house
  3. Yo, here's some pics of my mom and dad doinkin'.
  4. People on ListApp I've emailed @bjnovak about removing from ListApp.
  5. Words I know are offensive but believe I should be able to use anyway.
  6. "Keep the change, Obama" and other things I'd like to yell at our Commander in Queef.
  7. From pre-pubescence til' today: A visual anthology of my best and worst dick pics.