LISTS I GUESS I CAN'T POST CUZ THIS IS GOING PUBLIC AND WON'T BE A "SAFE PLACE" (THX LISTAPP!!!)

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    Here are the poops I took yesterday.
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    A selection of sexy/sad/private passages from my friend @helytimes' diary that I stole from his house
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    Yo, here's some pics of my mom and dad doinkin'.
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    People on ListApp I've emailed @bjnovak about removing from ListApp.
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    Words I know are offensive but believe I should be able to use anyway.
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    "Keep the change, Obama" and other things I'd like to yell at our Commander in Queef.
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    From pre-pubescence til' today: A visual anthology of my best and worst dick pics.